Hey hey hey

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Read this you jerks

Hey hey hey

Lurker_Syx 18 Jan 2010 17:28

I know Syx said he'd be running the mech training and shit, but he's too busy boning some chick from medical… and security… and fucking everywhere. I'll maybe be running some or shit I don't know. Just deal with it. Maybe I'll just have him hand out the certifications and shit and you can trip and kill yourself in them.

Remember: Just because he says that you stole something and need to have a full body search doesn't mean that you actually have to go with him. Just ring me or something and I'll come smack him or something.

- C.H.

Re: Problem Officer?

Ironscale 20 Jan 2010 05:33

"That can't possibly be good for security if one can get out of a search, under suggestion of sexual harassment."
^{Not that anyone would want to get out of one.}
-Varedis

Re: Problem Officer?

Lurker_Syx 20 Jan 2010 05:40

It's Neil, Varedis. If it was Sam or anyone else, sure, but when it's Neil, it just means he wants to nail you.

I think the only exception is when his eyes are grey or black, when they're blue, green, or pink, it definitely means he wants to nail you.

-C.H.

Re: Problem Officer?

Ironscale 20 Jan 2010 05:41

Well this is awkward.
-Vare

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