Gideon> http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=tbn&q=http://garyc.me/files/upload/trainer%2520ocelot.jpg&usg=AFQjCNEKDR0zzvVt04eBVVfOruhL-mFpBg
<Gideon> FUCK
<Gideon> FUCKING GOOGLE
<Gideon> JUST SHOW THE GODDAMN IMAGE
<Gideon> I'LL KILL YOUR FAMILIES
<Gideon> ALL OF THEM
<Gideon> JESUS FUCK
<Dr_Kens> Gideon.
<Dr_Kens> Guess what?
* Dr_Kens SURPRISE ROUNDHOUSEKICK TO THE NUTS.
* Gideon SHEARS KENS LEG OFF.
<Gideon> DR_KENS
<Gideon> GUESS WHAT?
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<Dr_Kens> You're doing it wrong.
<Dr_Kens> It's GUESS What /then/ shear leg off.
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* Gideon beats Dr_Kens to death with a detached human leg.
<Varedis> im so cold
* Dr_Kens is immune.
<Dr_Kens> Codeine, bitches.
<Gideon> You'll die eventually.
* Varedis injects Gideon with trinitroglycerin.
<Varedis> POWER
<Varedis> MORE POWER
* Gideon continues bludgeoning Kens
<Gideon> HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS
<Dr_Kens> Haha.
<Dr_Kens> I…WILL…NOT…FALL!
* Dr_Kens RAEGES and beats Gideon to death with an egg.
* Varedis takes advantage of gideon's situation.
* Varedis fires a high intensity flare at Gideon!
* Gideon ignites.
* Gideon ascends to higher form.
* Dr_Kens pees jet fuel on Gideon.
<Varedis> trinitroglycerin is an explosive :3c
* Gideon sets his foot on fire.
* Gideon sets his other foot on fire.
* Gideon simultaneously kicks Varedis, Kens, and Burns in the testicles.
<Dr_Kens> >:|
<Pig_catapult> http://razorwing-rp.wikidot.com/forum/t-215781/story
* Dr_Kens becomes FLAMING
<Gideon> BILLIONS ARE KILLED
Zezz> J'amapelle Zezz. Or something like that.
* Hayley returns in a doctor's coat, nursing her arm
<Zezz> O.o What's wrong Hayley?
<Hayley> Damn festering tumours… Oh just removing tumours from someone's lungs
<Hayley> My arm hurts now
<Zezz> O.o
<Zezz> I hope you're a doctor.
<Hayley> According to my Wii I'm a Specialist
<Hayley> :3c
<Zezz> Well that's good enough for me!
* Zezz hops on the table.
<Hayley> What seems to be the problem?
<Zezz> I have chronic kidneystones.
<Zezz> I've passed 74 and think I have another one.
<Hayley> Wow, that's a problem
<Hayley> Well, let's open ya up and see where the problem is >:3
* Hayley snaps on gloves
* Zezz lays back and looks around, kicking his feet.
=-= Harley_Glasgow is now known as GALACTUS
<Hayley> You need an antiseptic or anti-something don't you… Hmm… BLEACH KILLS GERMS RIGHT?!
=-= GALACTUS is now known as Doc_Burns
* Zezz gives a thumbs up.
* Hayley pours Bleach on Zezz's abdomen
<Zezz> It tingles.
* Hayley holds up a butchers knife
<Hayley> I don't have a scalpel but this will do
* Hayley cuts Zezz open
<Zezz> Well it's bigger, it should work faster a—Ouch. That kind of pinches.
* Zezz starts pulling fat out of the way for her.
<Hayley> So… describe a kidney to me…
* Hayley pokes at the intestines
<Zezz> I think it's kind of brown and…Kidney-shaped. Like a big bean.
<Hayley> Oh! There it is!!
* Hayley picks up the kidney
<Zezz> So how do we fix it?
<Hayley> So, there's a stone in here?
<Zezz> Yeah.
<Hayley> How does it keep making stones, it's just all squishy…
<Zezz> I don't know. But it keeps shooting them out and I have to pee them forth like jagged rock candy of the devil.
<Hayley> Eeww…
* Hayley pokes the kidney and tries to get the stone out
<Zezz> If you cut the ureter you should be able to squeeze it out.
<Hayley> Okay. That's this thing, right? Man, at least I get guidelines in the other thing…
* Hayley cuts it and squeezes
* Zezz helps milk the stone out, or at least attempt to.
* Doc_Burns looks on with interest.
<Zezz> Think you could throw in some penile extension while we're at it?
* Doc_Burns taps out his cigarette in Zezz's stomach, like his is a giant ashtray.
* Zezz looks up at Burns and sangs a dustbrush from Jeb's character sheet to wipe himselff off. "Rude."
<Doc_Burns> "Pfft."
<Zezz> Wow, lots of typoes in that one post.
<Hayley> Oh, I only know how to cut things up and sew them back. By the way, which thread do you want? Sparkly green or neon pink?
* Zezz looks up at Burns and snags a dustbrush from Jeb's character sheet to wipe himself off. "Rude."
<Zezz> What? No sparkly pink?
<Hayley> I can find some
<Zezz> Go ahead, I can wait.
<Hayley> Okay!
* Zezz twiddles his thumbs and begins to stuff things back in.
* Hayley wanders off to find sparkly pink thread
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* Hayley comes back in with sparkly pink thread and a needle
<Hayley> Okay found some!
<Zezz> Woo!
<Hayley> Oh and that stone popped out on the way
* Hayley holds up the kidney
* Zezz lays back again and leaves his gaping wound open and ready to be sewed up. "Awesome. Keep it so I can add it to my collection."
<Hayley> It's in my pocket, no problems
* Hayley puts the kidney back and sews it back in, then sews up the big wound
<Hayley> Pretty sparkly pink, yay!
<Zezz> Yay!
* Hayley wraps loads of bandages around Zezz. "All done!"
* Zezz adjusts the bandages and pulls out a sharpie. "Sign it!"
* Hayley washes her hands and then signs in big letters "ZombieKitty" followed by a smiley kitty face
<Zezz> Woo!
<Zezz> You can look at my third bellybutton next.
<Hayley> Burns, did I do good?
<Hayley> I'll take that as a yes :3
<Hayley> Now I'm bored. I don't wanna be a doctor anymore…
<Laito> I, for one, am deeply offended at what has occurred here.
<Hayley> What?
<Hayley> Did you want to be the nurse?
<Hayley> I can cut him open again if you like
<Laito> No. No. I knew you wouldn't understand, You blind hypocrite. You should feel the deepest and most heart-wrenching of shames for what you've done.
<Hayley> Did you want to sign his bandage?
* Laito sighs and shakes his head.
<Hayley> What?
<Laito> I'll send for my things.
<Hayley> What?
* Laito leaves
<Hayley> Tell me what I did wrong!! COME BAAACK!!
* Laito GONE FOREVER
* Hayley sobs
<Hayley> Hmm, I'm hungry. Pasta will solve this!
* Hayley bounds off to her kitchen
<Hayley> NOMNOMNOM
[21:35] <+Dr_Kens> Haha
[21:36] <+Dr_Kens> My Dad bought the game in the early 80s, just after it came out, as a family activity. Except that my dad was a computer programmer and as DM, he played the game like it was Zork.
[21:36] <+Dr_Kens> I would say something like, "Let's move further into the room.", and he'd say, "You hit a wall." Damn frustrating.
[21:36] <+Dr_Kens> Finally, after about 20 minutes of that, I gave up and decided to chase girls and try to get laid.
[21:36] <+Dr_Kens> 'Course, then I hit a wall.
<Lurker> the AI in Pokemon is such a cheap whore
<Lurker> one sand attack from the enemy and somehow I can't hit anything
<Lurker> but 9 from me and they still hit every time
<JanusRogo> Zubats.
<Lurker> FUCKING ZUBATS
<Hayley> HOW DO THEY WORK?
