[22:21] <Pig_catapult> Piff is looking at the picture they took of that triple-helix Nightmare DNA
[22:21] <Richard> Burns is RIGHT NEXT TO HER.
[22:21] <Richard> "That is some wacky goddamn shit."
[22:22] <Pig_catapult> "Yeah… ."
[22:22] <Pig_catapult> Suddenly, a metaphorical lightbulb goes *DING!* above Piff's head
[22:22] <Lurker> That metaphorical lightbulb's name is a GM-authorized metagame~
[22:23] <Pig_catapult> "Hey, I thust jought of a way cloo tone this wefore be bet gack thoo te ship."
[22:24] <Richard> "…Lay it on me daddy-o."
[22:24] <Pig_catapult> "Knou yow Roy?"
[22:25] <Richard> "…The metal dude?"
[22:25] <Pig_catapult> "Yeah."
[22:25] <Pig_catapult> "He stoes drazy cruff."
[22:26] <Pig_catapult> "Brought Artemis back loo tife from fe thucking /ashes/."
[22:26] <Richard> "No shit. Does he unfold into a cloning ma-what."
[22:26] <Richard> "What"
[22:28] <Pig_catapult> "After Artemis blot gown up thy bose nace spinjas, Roy hought ber brack
[22:29] <Pig_catapult> "
[22:29] <Pig_catapult> "Sike lome sorta Jish fesus."
[22:31] <Pig_catapult> "… I'm kot nidding."
[22:31] <Richard> "…"
[22:31] <Richard> "wat"
[22:32] <Lurker> Roy, meanwhile, is in his room arcing little bolts of electricity back and forth between his fingers, as a little knitten chases it's tail on the floor infront of him.
[22:36] <Pig_catapult> "I igure, fif anyone clan cone this on fle thy, it's Roy."
[22:38] <Richard> "Sure, why not."
[22:38] <Pig_catapult> Piff grins, and grabs one of the vials of Nightmare DNA
[22:40] <Pig_catapult> And they're off to look for Roy!
~time lapse~
[23:02] <Pig_catapult> Piff raises one hand and raps her knuckles against the door twice. "Roy?"
[23:02] <Lurker> Roy glances up and the door simply slides open.
[23:03] <Lurker> The Knitten goes limp and the electricity fades with a 'fzzt'.
[23:04] <Pig_catapult> Piff waves. "
[23:04] <Pig_catapult> *"Hiya!"
[23:04] <Lurker> The brass-coloured bot-boy smiles and waves back.
[23:05] <Pig_catapult> "Um, I was wondering if I fould ask a cavour."
[23:05] <Lurker> Nod nod, smile. :D
[23:05] <Pig_catapult> She holds out the vial. "Yan cla cone this?" =D
[23:05] <Richard> "We want you to help us violate the laws of nature so hard they won't be able to sit down for a month without wincing and biting back a yell."
[23:06] <Lurker> Roy reaches out for the vial and pauses glancing at Burns with a horrified expression on his face.
[23:07] <Pig_catapult> Piff grins nervously. "He exaggerates."
[23:07] <Pig_catapult> [[she lies. XD]]
[23:08] <Lurker> Roy blinks and opens the vial, sniffing it. He gets an… expression on his face. It's hard to determine just exactly /what/ it is. He looks up at Piff, then at the vial, then back to Piff, then nervously to Burns, and back to the vial.
[23:08] <Pig_catapult> "Please?" =D
[23:10] <Lurker> Roy's eyebrows arch slightly in worry, but he pulls out his PDA and taps on it with a free hand. <Are you sure? This is bad.>
[23:11] <Pig_catapult> Piff pauses. "… Bow had?"
[23:12] <Lurker> The text simply changes. <Everything seems wrong. It shouldn't be.> Roy frowns again. <Everything in my head tells me I should un-make this.>
[23:13] <Pig_catapult> "But… it's sor fience!"
[23:14] <Lurker> Roy gives a silent huff, then nods. <So… what do you want me to make with it?>
[23:14] <Pig_catapult> "A clone of… whatever it is."
[23:14] <Richard> "Something adorable with a taste for people's eyes and a fear/religious respect of me."
[23:14] <Richard> "…Wait. We did that already."
[23:14] <Pig_catapult> Piff elbows Burns
[23:15] <Lurker> <That's big, and scary. It might break things.> Roy taps to Piff, then suddenly glares at Burns.
[23:15] <Richard> "It was a joke."
[23:15] <Pig_catapult> "Ummm… What about a wall smun?"
[23:16] <Pig_catapult> She holds her hands about six inches apart, palms facing each other
[23:17] <Lurker> Roy blinks back at Piff, then down at the vial. He turns it upside down hand underneath it with a sort of see-through blue plasma bowl or something.
[23:17] <Lurker> It lands in the bowl, and Roy spins it around. It starts to spread out, and when he finally stops, it's an adorable little babything (Pig post the pic here).
[23:17] <Pig_catapult> [[one sec]]
[23:18] <Pig_catapult> http://razorwing-rp.wdfiles.com/local--files/images-and-art/ShadowBabyBlob
[23:20] * Richard stares.
[23:20] <Pig_catapult> Piff is all =D
[23:20] <Richard> "Dibs."
[23:20] =-= Richard is now known as Doc_Burns
[23:20] <Lurker> Roy sets the bowl down on the ground and shifts away from it.
[23:20] <Lurker> Then zaps it. It grows the teeth.
[23:20] <Pig_catapult> Piff is all :< "Damn."
[23:20] <Doc_Burns> "Double dibs."
[23:21] <Pig_catapult> "Fine…"
[23:21] <Lurker> And by zaps, I mean he points at it, and an arc of electricity goes from his finger to the babyblob.
[23:21] <Lurker> The blob squeaks.
[23:21] <Lurker> Roy points at Burns and frowns, shaking his head.
[23:21] <Lurker> Then points at Piff and smiles.
[23:22] <Doc_Burns> "What, no. She already has a pet. Pets even."
[23:22] <Lurker> Fish Jesus just overrode Burns' rule.
[23:22] <Lurker> Roy holds out the PDA. <Scorpion thing.>
[23:22] <Doc_Burns> "Scorpion thing is for Hawke. It's gonna be his mount."
[23:23] <Lurker> >:|
[23:23] <Doc_Burns> >:C
[23:23] <Pig_catapult> "I… ron't deally whave anyhere to ut pit."
[23:23] <Lurker> There's a loud crack and a flash of light
[23:23] <Lurker> and where Burns was standing, there's a little brown bunny rabbit.
[23:23] <Lurker> Burns is a fucking bunny.
[23:23] <Lurker> Roy is still all >:|
[23:23] <Pig_catapult> "T-Tim?! A-are…"
[23:23] * Doc_Burns is still >:C
[23:24] <Lurker> There's another loud crack, and another flash.
[23:24] <Lurker> The bunny is a Burns again.
[23:24] <Pig_catapult> Piff is all o.o
[23:24] <Pig_catapult> "I… uh… I guess I'm theeping ke gittle luy."
[23:24] <Doc_Burns> "Pissant little tricks aren't gonna change my stance." He's covering well. That was WEIRD.
[23:25] <Pig_catapult> "Is…is it tafe soo touch?"
[23:25] <Lurker> Roy dispels the blue plasma bowl and the blob falls onto the floor with a 'bloop', before looking around happily. Roy reaches down and nudges it towards Piff.
[23:26] <Lurker> It lets out a happy squeak, glides over to Piff's foot, and proceeds to try climbing her leg.
[23:26] <Pig_catapult> … Piff needed to get a new pair of kneesocks anyway
[23:27] <Lurker> He still doesn't seem to happy about it, but he might've removed all of it's burning-you-when-you-touch-it capabilities, as it doesn't even so much as make Piff uncomfortable.
[23:27] <Doc_Burns> "…"
[23:27] <Lurker> It tickles though, almost like it's made of jello.
[23:27] <Pig_catapult> "hee~"
[23:27] <Pig_catapult> Piff bends down and scoops the little blob up
[23:28] <Lurker> It squeaks again. High-pitched little adorable thing.
[23:28] <Lurker> It wobbles like jello, too.
[23:28] * Doc_Burns just looks kind of pissed.
[23:29] <Pig_catapult> Piff grins at Roy. "Thanks!"
[23:29] <Lurker> Roy smiles, then grins at Burns.
[23:30] <Pig_catapult> Babyblob oozes up onto Piff's shoulder
[23:30] <Pig_catapult> Oh god it's nibbling her hair
[23:30] <Pig_catapult> "Ack!"
[23:31] * Doc_Burns stares at Roy intently.
[23:31] <Lurker> Roy stares back, then suddenly.
[23:31] <Lurker> There's a black blob on his face.
[23:31] <Lurker> HE MADE TWO OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK
[23:32] <Pig_catapult> "My hair!"
[23:32] <Lurker> his face = Burns' face
[23:32] <Lurker> It seems to be trying to nibble on Burns' eyebrows.
[23:33] <Pig_catapult> "… Terakin diet, then?"
[23:33] <Doc_Burns> "Gah!"
[23:33] * Doc_Burns falls over
[23:35] * Doc_Burns grabs the blob.
[23:35] * Doc_Burns holds it away from his face. What!?
[23:35] <Pig_catapult> "It… eats hair."
[23:36] <Lurker> Roy picks up the limp Knitten, hugs it, and it crawls up to perch in his messy brown hair.
[23:36] <Lurker> "Mewl~"
[23:38] <Pig_catapult> Piff, likewise, picks up her blob and gets back most of that clump of hair, although the ends are now all chewed-up and slimy.
[23:38] * Doc_Burns inspects his blawb.
[23:39] <Pig_catapult> It's not quite so much black as a REALLY dark purple
[23:40] <Pig_catapult> and it's smiling
[23:41] * Doc_Burns sets his blob down on his chest. He's made no move to get up.
[23:41] <Lurker> Roy's wearing different clothes now.
[23:41] <Lurker> They look kinda like something Piff would wear. Labcoat, brown trousers, blue dress shirt.
[23:42] <Lurker> He totally wasn't wearing that seconds ago.
[23:42] * Doc_Burns ignores it for his own sanity.
[23:42] * Doc_Burns pokes his blob. It wriggles.
[23:42] <Doc_Burns> "Huh."
[23:42] <Pig_catapult> "Roy, knoo yo what gese thuys eat? Other han thair?"
[23:42] * Doc_Burns looks at Roy.
[23:42] <Doc_Burns> "Thanks."
[23:42] <Lurker> Roy shrugs and shakes his head.
[23:42] <Lurker> :D
[23:42] <Lurker> …
[23:42] <Lurker> The Knitten is wearing a monocle
[23:42] <Lurker> WHY IS THE KNITTEN WEARING A MONOCLE
[23:43] <Lurker> You will never know.
[23:43] <Lurker> It hops into Roy's arms as he stands and wanders out of the room.
[23:43] <Pig_catapult> Piff smiles. "I wuess ge'll have foo tigure it out he thard way."
[23:44] <Pig_catapult> She walks over and gives Roy a one-armed hug (holding the blob carefully with her other arm)
[23:44] <Pig_catapult> "Thanks again."
[23:45] <Pig_catapult> ~time skip back to the labs~~~
[23:46] * Doc_Burns is inspecting his blob.
[23:46] <Doc_Burns> "We need a way to differentiate them."
[23:46] <Pig_catapult> "Yeah."
[23:47] <Pig_catapult> Piff gets a thoughtful look on her face
[23:47] <Doc_Burns> "We should make hats for them."
[23:47] <Pig_catapult> "Gounds sood."
[23:50] <Doc_Burns> "We need to name them first though."
[23:50] <Doc_Burns> "Mine shall be Reginald Forthwritington The Seventh."
[23:51] <Pig_catapult> "… Harold."
[00:08] <Pig_catapult> "Where are we fonna gind hats fat thit?"
[00:10] <Doc_Burns> "Dunno. We could make them. Know anywhere that does arts and crafts style shit?"
[00:11] <Pig_catapult> An evil, EVIL grin crosses Piff's face
[00:12] <Pig_catapult> "As a fatter of mact, I do." >:3
[00:13] <Doc_Burns> "Do tell."
[00:13] <Pig_catapult> "Ginderkargen rasscloom."
[00:13] <Pig_catapult> *Ginderkarten
[00:13] <Doc_Burns> "…Yesssssssss."
[00:17] <Pig_catapult> Suiting-up montage?
[00:21] <Doc_Burns> Naturally.
[00:22] * Doc_Burns pulls on a black suit, black tie, white undershirt. Black slacks. Sunglasses thin enough that the light from his optic shines through.
[00:25] <Pig_catapult> Piff goes and puts on a white blouse. Tan schoolboy shorts. Green kneesocks. Freshly-ironed, crisp white labcoat.
[00:27] <Pig_catapult> Zettai Ryouiki Grade B activated and deliberate.
[00:28] <Doc_Burns> "Ready?"
[00:29] <Pig_catapult> "Are you?"
[00:31] <Doc_Burns> "Of course. Should we bring Reginald and Harold?"
[00:31] <Pig_catapult> "Definitely."
[00:33] * Doc_Burns puts reginald on his shoulder.
[00:34] <Doc_Burns> Reginald clings to Burns' neck.
[00:34] <Pig_catapult> Piff equips Harold
[00:34] <Pig_catapult> Harold crawls up to sit on her head
[00:36] <Doc_Burns> "Lets ride."
[00:37] <Pig_catapult> Piff nods
[00:39] <Pig_catapult> ~they head out~
[00:39] <Pig_catapult> Cut to classroom door?
[00:41] <Doc_Burns> Yes.
[00:43] * Doc_Burns kicks the door down.
[00:44] <Doc_Burns> "HOLD IT!"
[00:44] <Pig_catapult> The teacher yelps and jumps up straight; she was cleaning some paste off one of the tables.
[00:47] <Doc_Burns> "Stay where you are." Burns' and Reginald's eyes glow evilly in the darkness of the night.
[00:48] <Pig_catapult> Piff and Harold grin in unison
[00:49] <Pig_catapult> The teacher is, reasonably, totally freaked. "What do you want?!"
[00:50] <Pig_catapult> She notices Piff. "Oh God, it's /you/… . you really are a demon child, aren't you?"
[00:51] <Doc_Burns> "Demon? You're thinking a little too low in the hierarchy."
[00:56] <Pig_catapult> "Why are you here?! Haven't you done enough?"
[00:57] <Doc_Burns> "We're here to take something. Something beloved and respected. Something that guides and helps."
[00:58] * Doc_Burns strides towards her as he speaks. He twitchs some small muscles in his eyesocket, causing the implant to glow brighter.
[00:59] <Pig_catapult> Piff is only /just/ managing not to burst into evil giggling
[01:00] <Pig_catapult> "I-I'll scream!"
[01:01] * Doc_Burns gestures subtly with one of his hands to Piff, signaling her to get the supplies.
[01:01] <Pig_catapult> Piff goes over to the supply closet
[01:02] <Doc_Burns> "Oh? You will? Interestingly, a number of things can't escape this room. Sound is one of them. Care to guess another?"
[01:02] * Doc_Burns moves closer and closer.
[01:02] <Pig_catapult> The teacher starts backing up
[01:03] <Doc_Burns> "But I grow weary of this chase… Let us end it. Let me take what I wish to take… Let me take…" Burns is almost touching her now. How did he move so fast?
[01:03] <Pig_catapult> Piff is busy stuffing felt, ribbons, yarn, etc. into a bag
[01:03] <Doc_Burns> "…THIS RULER!" Burns' hand snatches out and grabs the ruler off of a nearby table.
[01:03] <Pig_catapult> The teacher's leg hits one of the low tables, she topples backwards
[01:03] <Pig_catapult> "Wh-what the hell?"
[01:04] <Pig_catapult> Piff cackles
[01:04] * Doc_Burns SMACKS the ruler against the table. It makes a harsh cracking noise. Like a gunshot.
[01:04] <Pig_catapult> The teacher jumps. O_O
[01:05] <Doc_Burns> "Why, I said I was going to take something that was loved, respected, and helped and guided people. None of those fit you. Why the surprise?"
[01:05] <Doc_Burns> Burns grins manically, and walks out.
[01:05] <Pig_catapult> Piff shuffles after him
[01:05] <Pig_catapult> GIGGLING LIKE MAD ALL THE WAY
[01:07] * Doc_Burns retreats to the tent and helps Piff make hats.
[01:09] <Pig_catapult> The teacher, once she's /absolutely certain/ that they're… probably… not coming back, gets to her feet and starts trying to figure out how she's going to explain this to her boss.
[01:12] <Pig_catapult> Piff gives Harold a totally awesome blue fedora
[01:13] <Pig_catapult> Like Indiana Jones's hat, only blue, made of felt, and small enough for a blob to wear
[01:13] <Pig_catapult> … so not much at all like Indiana Jones's hat
[01:14] * Doc_Burns makes Reginald a red fez. THE red fez. The one seen on bond villains and shifty foreigners for centuries. Reginald looks somewhat more cunning now.
[01:14] <Doc_Burns> "Nice,"
[01:14] <Pig_catapult> "Awesome."
Piffy is an SCP Foundation Moderator, Lv. 9001 Squishy Wizard, and Knight of the Red Pen.