[23:07] * Royce is rolling around the halls, bored as hell.
[23:09] <Pig_catapult> Piff's slowly chasing some sort of big, flapping Deremian bug around the halls with a jar and a flyswatter
[23:11] * Royce rounds a corner and frowns as the bug lands on his head. "Wha…"
[23:11] <Pig_catapult> 1d4 flailing
[23:11] <Magic_8-Ball> Pig_catapult, flailing: 3 [1d4=3]
[23:11] <Pig_catapult> Piff whacks Royce in the head with the flyswatter, but the bug gets away
[23:11] <Pig_catapult> "Dammit!"
[23:12] * Royce >:C "Mother fucker."
[23:12] <Pig_catapult> Piff ignores Royce, in favour of jumping up trying to smack the bug on its new location too high up for her to reach
[23:13] <Pig_catapult> "Bastard… "
[23:13] <Pig_catapult> (er, the bug is up on the wall now
[23:13] <Pig_catapult> )
[23:13] * Royce glares and looks up at the bug. "Are you fucking serious? Where the fuck did that come from?"
[23:13] <Royce> [I got it]
[23:14] <Pig_catapult> "Snusta muck ontho te shuttle."
[23:14] <Pig_catapult> Jump, thwack, miss.
[23:15] * Royce pulls out a pistol, smiles, and aims at it. "Please, allow me."
[23:15] <Pig_catapult> Piff stands back
[23:16] <Royce> 2d6 pow
[23:16] <Magic_8-Ball> Royce, pow: 5 [2d6=2,3]
[23:18] <Pig_catapult> The bug's missing a leg now, but it got away.
[23:19] * Royce growls and rolls after it. "Wish I had a shotgun…"
[23:19] <Pig_catapult> The wall has a bullet in it
[23:20] <Pig_catapult> Piff follows, swatter at the ready
[23:20] * Royce smiles as he notices the bullet hole. "Loser buys drinks on Derem?"
[23:20] <Pig_catapult> Piff grins. "Sure."
[23:22] <Pig_catapult> The fly lands on a doorknob this time
[23:22] <Pig_catapult> 1d4 smacking!
[23:22] <Magic_8-Ball> Pig_catapult, smacking!: 2 [1d4=2]
[23:23] <Pig_catapult> "Fucker…"
[23:23] * Royce snorts as it flies off. "Hey. Get it to land on your face."
[23:23] * Royce aims and fires as it flutters through the air.
[23:23] <Royce> 2d6
[23:23] <Magic_8-Ball> Royce, 2d6: 9 [2d6=6,3]
[23:23] <Pig_catapult> "Bow ahout… Not?"
[23:23] <Royce> "Mumbler…"
[23:24] <Pig_catapult> There's a bullet in the ceiling, and the bug's unscathed
[23:24] <Royce> The bullet missed, but forced it downwards. It's flapping along at shin height.
[23:24] <Pig_catapult> (or that)
[23:25] <Pig_catapult> (that works better)
[23:25] <Pig_catapult> 1d4 SWING
[23:25] <Magic_8-Ball> Pig_catapult, SWING: 4 [1d4=4]
[23:26] <Pig_catapult> Piff smacked it, sending it a ways down the hall. It lands on the floor, dazed
[23:26] * Royce sends a round after it, trying to hit it on the floor.
[23:27] <Royce> 2d6 pchew
[23:27] <Magic_8-Ball> Royce, pchew: 9 [2d6=6,3]
[23:27] <Pig_catapult> Well, it's missing another leg
[23:28] * Royce grins. "Gotta warn ya, I drink a lot…"
[23:28] <Pig_catapult> Piff does a power-shuffling lunge
[23:28] <Pig_catapult> 1d4 REACH
[23:28] <Magic_8-Ball> Pig_catapult, REACH: 3 [1d4=3]
[23:29] <Pig_catapult> Piff'
[23:29] <Pig_catapult> s swatter falls JUST short, and it's flying again
[23:29] <Royce> 2d6 stop flying
[23:29] <Magic_8-Ball> Royce, stop flying: 10 [2d6=6,4]
[23:30] * Royce laughs as it drops further downward, losing another leg. "Come on, kiddo! Try a little harder!"
[23:30] <Pig_catapult> Piff picks herself and takes a backhanded swing, trying to smack it into the wall
[23:30] <Pig_catapult> 1d4 smacking?
[23:30] <Magic_8-Ball> Pig_catapult, smacking?: 3 [1d4=3]
[23:30] <Pig_catapult> JUST missed
[23:31] * Royce sighs. "Oh, man, this is too easy."
[23:31] <Pig_catapult> Piff sticks her tongue out at him
[23:31] * Royce raises his free hand and covers his eye. "No depth perception, maybe?"
[23:31] <Royce> 1d6 shootan
[23:31] <Magic_8-Ball> Royce, shootan: 3 [1d6=3]
[23:31] <Pig_catapult> Another hole in the wall
[23:31] <Pig_catapult> COMPLETELY missed
[23:32] <Pig_catapult> Piff snickers a little
[23:32] <Pig_catapult> The bug lands on a door again. Piff closes in…
[23:32] <Pig_catapult> 1d4 SUH-WING
[23:32] <Magic_8-Ball> Pig_catapult, SUH-WING: 3 [1d4=3]
[23:33] <Pig_catapult> "Fuuuuuuuuuuck… ."
[23:33] * Royce laughs as the door opens, letting the bug out into the Hangar. "The coward's trying to go home!"
[23:34] <Royce> 1d6 pow
[23:34] <Magic_8-Ball> Royce, pow: 2 [1d6=2]
[23:34] <Pig_catapult> Piff giggles this time. "It might, thith wat aim."
[23:35] <Pig_catapult> Wellll, that shelf's seen better days
[23:36] * Royce shrugs as it settles on a tool bench.
[23:36] <Pig_catapult> Piff slowwwwly sidles up to it… and…
[23:37] <Pig_catapult> 1d4 Silly necrololi, you are not a ninja
[23:37] <Magic_8-Ball> Pig_catapult, Silly necrololi, you are not a ninja: 1 [1d4=1]
[23:37] <Pig_catapult> Piff is, in fact, not a ninja, and knocked over a tool box, to boot
[23:38] * Royce watches the toolbox drop to the ground, laughs, and lines up a shot.
[23:38] <Royce> 1d6
[23:38] <Magic_8-Ball> Royce, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
[23:38] <Pig_catapult> and BAM, that sucker falls out of the air
[23:40] <Pig_catapult> Annnnnd there goes a small O2 tank, spinning across the hanger
[23:40] <Pig_catapult> Piff laughs
[23:40] <Pig_catapult> "I dress ginks are on me."
[23:41] <Pig_catapult> *hangar
[23:41] <Pig_catapult> *spinning across the hangar floor
[23:41] * Royce dives out of his chair, not a second too soon, as the O2 tank slams into the wheels.
[23:41] <Royce> "Oops."
[23:44] <Pig_catapult> Well, once he gets that chair back upright, that wheel is gonna have quite a wobble
[23:44] <Pig_catapult> "Oops."
[23:45] <Pig_catapult> Piff kneels down and scrapes what's left of the bug into the jar
[23:46] * Royce groans and moves over to the chair. The wheel's badly bent. "Hey! Grab me a… A… A big… I dunno. Some big tool to walk on."
[23:47] <Pig_catapult> Piff looks around
[23:48] <Pig_catapult> "Ummm…" 1d4 looking for thangs
[23:48] <Pig_catapult> 1d4 looking for thangs
[23:48] <Magic_8-Ball> Pig_catapult, looking for thangs: 2 [1d4=2]
[23:48] <Pig_catapult> 1d4 looking for thangs
[23:48] <Magic_8-Ball> Pig_catapult, looking for thangs: 1 [1d4=1]
[23:48] <Pig_catapult> 1d4 looking for thangs
[23:48] <Magic_8-Ball> Pig_catapult, looking for thangs: 2 [1d4=2]
[23:48] <Pig_catapult> "Uhhh…"
[23:49] <Pig_catapult> Well, that tool box is pretty long, and already halfway spilled, so Piff dumps the rest of it on the tool bench and carries it over
[23:50] <Pig_catapult> "Thow's hiss?"
[23:50] * Royce frowns at the box. "Really?", he gestures to a long handled sledge sitting abandoned in the corner.
[23:50] <Pig_catapult> … That also works.
[23:50] <Pig_catapult> Piff drops the box and goes and drags the sledge over
[23:51] * Royce grabs the handle and hefts himself to his foot, snagging his sword from the ruined wheelchair. "I like tequila. Lots of it."
[23:51] <Pig_catapult> "Noted."
[23:58] * Royce tries to pull the wheelchair, growls, and smacks it aside with the hammer. "Pieceashit."
[23:59] <Pig_catapult> Piff smiles a little.
[00:00] * Royce hobbles out of the hangar, hammer in hand. "This is your fault."
[00:00] <Pig_catapult> Piff follows. "/You/ tot the shank."
[00:01] <Pig_catapult> */You/ tot ge oxythen shank
[00:01] <Pig_catapult> She's grinning, though
[00:02] * Royce glares. "And you got my foot hacked off."
[00:02] <Pig_catapult> She shrugs, but doesn't deny it
[00:03] * Royce smiles as he heads for the Lounge. "Mind you… I got some bitchin' shoulders outta the deal. I can open beers with my triceps now."
[00:04] <Pig_catapult> Piff snickers at the mental image. "Thow /nats/ thomesing I tave hoo see."
[00:05] <Royce> "What?"
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